This is kind of a weird story but I’ll tell it anyway. So like a million other tourists, we decided we’d take a tour of the Vatican when suddenly we were plucked from the crowd by security and taken to a dark room. Huddling in our ponchos we waited for the worst until someone came in and turned the lights on. Adjusting our eyes to the light, we began  to  whisper to each other that we thought we saw a man sitting at a piano when low and behold the Pope himself began playing Tiny Dancer. Turns out the old guy liked our ponchos and thought he’d get one for himself, you know, for those rainy day outdoor sermons. What weird trip, man!