We’d like to take a moment and thank Hey Monday for giving us these ponchos that have protected us from an assortment of situations. However, we would also like to take this time to publicly address Asher Roth re: his song “I Love College” Dear Asher Roth, We love college just as much as the next person  but you should have warned us about the projectile vomit that comes with those parties that get awfully crazy. Perhaps you should revise your hit with a verse or two about appropriate college party attire as we have personally avoided a potential disaster by wearing a poncho. Please consider our opinion. Sincerely, Poncho Pals

We’d like to take a moment and thank Hey Monday for giving us these ponchos that have protected us from an assortment of situations. However, we would also like to take this time to publicly address Asher Roth re: his song “I Love College”

Dear Asher Roth,

We love college just as much as the next person  but you should have warned us about the projectile vomit that comes with those parties that get awfully crazy. Perhaps you should revise your hit with a verse or two about appropriate college party attire as we have personally avoided a potential disaster by wearing a poncho. Please consider our opinion.

Sincerely,

Poncho Pals